My Rules

  • To fully enjoy a meeting, you must be freshly showered, well-groomed, smell nice, and have minty-fresh breath. Please be respectful and always be a gentleman. Your kindness, generosity, and chivalry will be appreciated and rewarded.
  • Please do not over stay our date. If you would like to extend our time, please ask me if I have additional time available and provide additional donation for the time you would like to spend.
  • The donations are for my time and companionship only and they are not negotiable.
  • I particularly insist on the fact that if the person is not sympathetic and friendly at the time of our meeting, I will be likely to be not very warm accordingly. Good mood is highly appreciated and highly recommended!
  • I work on the feeling during the "telephone interview". Do not be surprised if I refuse to follow you, for lack of sensitivity on your part, or a request too atypical participating in my taboos. I reserve the right to select my courtiers in order to hope for quality meetings. This selection will be made according to your courtesy level, from virtual to real. I do not tolerate any form of disrespect, domination or violence in your actions and words, and I will certainly refuse to see you again if our meeting went wrong.
  • Wearing a condom is mandatory. And all the time...
  • I only make appointments by phone.
  • I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A PHONE CALL, A TEXT MESSAGE OR AN APPLE'S MASSACRE.